When you have a snake, a wild snake, loose in your house and you can't catch him?
freak out! check
yell for the neighbor to come help! check
call the police! check
ignore it! Check
then you see it again and freak out all over!
I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from this!
UPDATE: "Sam" has been evicted and relocated to a new home. It was a Rat Snake, so non-venomous. While I appreciate the help he did around the house, keeping mice and such down; it was time for him to move on.
He was a tad over four feet long btw. I know, I should have gotten pictures but I was kinda freaking out at the time. lol!