Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Catman had a great blog today

You should go check it out. But there are MANY links so you should plan on spending more than five minutes there.

CATMAN'S LITTERBOX: THE NEW DEAL

He said it pretty well.

Monday, July 18, 2011

"do as I say, not as I do"

or so it seems with the "King":

Swaziland's King Mswati III called Friday for his male subjects to get circumcised as he endorsed a campaign aimed at tackling the world's highest HIV infection rate.

.....Mswati did not say Friday whether he intended to get circumcised himself.


READ THE WHOLE STORY HERE!


Why am I thinking this will NOT work????

a very good reason to not have multiple sexual partners!

Is America ready for the SUPER CLAP?

Gonorrhea, commonly called “the clap,” has long been a notoriously widespread but easily treatable sexually transmitted disease. But according to researchers presenting findings at a meeting of the International Society for Sexually Transmitted Disease Research in Quebec, “easily treatable” may no longer apply. For the first time, a drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea has been identified, and fears are growing that it’s spreading fast.


Makes me VERY glad I do not screw around!!!! Cause one NEVER knows just who everyone has been having sex with! (you do know that everyone LIES about who and how many, right?)

Sunday, July 17, 2011

cops bust LEMONADE stand!

Georgia sucks! Have they been sucking on too many lemons?

COPS BUST LEMONADE STAND

That city law requires a business and food permits ($50 a day), even if the stand was at the home of one of the girls....Health issues were also a concern, Morningstar said. "We were not aware of how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with, so we acted accordingly by city ordinance," he said.

There is another link on there where a farmer was sued for growing TOO MANY veggies!

What is wrong with Georgia???

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Subject: Becha haven't heard this one.

I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old Granddaughter
and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.

I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

How is YOUR day going?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?