Life Before Computers
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was on a piano.
A web was a spiders home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long road trip.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
If you had a 3½ inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out.