Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Buffalo , are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.
Dennis addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers," Yes."
Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Dennis: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Dennis: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Dennis: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Dennis: " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
