Sunday, July 22, 2012

Seniors Wedding

Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Buffalo , are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.

Dennis addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers," Yes."

Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Dennis: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Dennis: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Dennis: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Dennis: " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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