1. your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
2. having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. you keep more food than beer in the refrigerator.
4. 6:00am is when you get up instead of go to bed.
5. you hear your favorite song in the elevator.
6. you watch the weather channel.
7. your friends "marry" and "divorce" instead of "hook up" and "break up"
8. you go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 vacation days.
9. jeans and a sweater no longer qualify for "dressed up".
10. you're the one calling the police about them darn kids down the street playing their music too loud.
11. older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. you don't know what time taco bell closes anymore.
13. your car insurance goes down and car payments go up.
14. you feed your dog science diet instead of mcdonald leftovers.
15. sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. you take naps.
17. dinner and a movie are the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. eating a whole basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, instead of settles, your stomach.
19. you go to the drug for antacids and ibuprofen instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. you actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
21. "I just can't drink like I use to" replaces "I'm never gonna drink like that again".
22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit"
24. you drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. when you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of saying "oh shit, what happened"
26. you desperately try to find just one of these that does not fit you but cannot find any way to save your sorry ass....now go on and share this with others like us in the same boat but don't know it. :D